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Indian
India vs Pakistan
In order to develop friendly relationship between the two rival countries,
Vajpayee and Mushraff decided to visit each other's country
regularly.
The first visit was by Vajpayee to Pakistan. There Mushraff showed him
Pakistan's modern telecommunication systems. It was so good that Vajpayee
made a call to Adolph Hitler in hell and talked to him for 5 minutes. The
bill for the call came to only 1 US$.
When Vajpayee came back, he also wanted India's telecommunication systems
to be at the best .
When Mushraff visited India, suitable arrangements were made. Mushraff
came to India, visited the telecom department and talked to Adolph Hitler
in hell for 5 minutes. But this time, the bill was 500 US$.
Mushraff asked with a sarcastic smile, "Ha Ha Ha.... Why are telephone
calls to hell so costly in India?"
A High-level diplomat gave a smiling reply "From India to hell, it is long
distance, Sir, while from Pakistan it is a local call!"
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SARDARJI Jokz
"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds" -Albert Einstein
A Sardarji is in the Quiz Contest "KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI" trying to win prize money of Rs 1 Crore.
The questions are as follows:
1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150
Sardar says "I will skip this" (this lifeline is applicable only for Sardars)
2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRAZIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) ECUADOR
Sardar uses his lifeline - asks for call a friend (speaks to a University student)
3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER
Sardar uses his lifeline - asks for help from general public
4) Which of these is King George VI first name?
A) EDGER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANUEL
Sardar uses his lifeline - asks for lucky cards (this lifeline is applicable only for Sardars)
5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:
A) CANARY BIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT
Sardar gives up !!!!!
If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at the Sardar's replies, then please check the answers below :
1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
2) The Panama hat is made in Ecuador
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name
5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means Islands of the
puppies
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Jai Hind
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